Sunday, February 24, 2008

This is why

I hate people.

To the jerk in the big Chevy pick-up who repeatedly revved his engine while passing me while I rode my bike - screw you. If you're goal was to scare me, it worked. Of course that's not hard to do when I'm pedaling two feet from traffic fully aware your monster truck could crush me. Thanks. You're awesome. And I'm sure your dick is huge.

To my idiot neighbors who can't figure out which way the garbage can is suppose to face. Here's a hint: the big arrow and text which states "face toward street."

To the asshole driver(s) who insist on driving thru my yard leaving ruts. It only takes 6-8 months for the grass to return to normal, when you drive thru the grass in the same spot. Thanks.