May
05/24-25/03
Yard work and painting...this was my weekend. I did catch the Matrix Reloaded.
Worth the watch but different than the first.
05/23/03
Beer. This was the highlight of my day and that stupid line by Vic about a
Japanese super potato.
05/22/03
Will this week ever end?
05/21/03
Say hello to the bowling robot. With a mere average of 131, I bowled a 176,
170 and a 157. I am the first and only member of my team with a 500 series.
Can a professional career in bowling be far off? I think not.
05/20/03
More damn panty hose today. However, my greatest accomplishment today was
kicking a black belt in the jaw.
05/19/03
Had to wear professional clothes (ie skirt & pantyhose) because of vip.
Bowled a make-up game tonight and I will have the title of most improved in
the league if it kills me. Only two more weeks of bowling then we're done.
I rented the Hot Chick and the Transporter - I recommend both.
05/18/03
Painting finally begins. I painted the accent wall Degas Blue. I opted to
use the Dutch Boy brand and I am impressed. It took most of the day since
I had to wait 4 hours between coats. Only 3 walls, the baseboards, crown molding
and new carpet and I'm done. Basically another month.
05/17/03
I should have gone to karate this morning, but I woke up with a headache and
a backache. I rented Cedric the Entertainer Presents assuming the entire DVD
was all about Cedric. Ha! Cedric presented his all star line up of 4 unknown,
unfunny comedians.
05/16/03
This was possibly the worst day I've had all month. I suppose my title is
manager is only suggestion since my opinions don't carry any weight. I'm just
giving my input for fun.
05/06/03
I kicked someone in the head tonight. Yes, my wheel kick connected with another
person's head.
05/04/03
I got high today...on Kiltz fumes. I started painting the office today. Or
as it's know in certain circles, Fritter's room. This is the only room in
the house with paneling, so I've decided to jazz things up with some color.
By the end of the day, I had just as much Kiltz on my arms as the walls. It
was a good day - not really.
05/03/03
The battle of the bugs. That's how my day went. Besides the spiders, worms,
roaches and other strange dirt living creatures, I took on a lone wasp. He
built a snazzy little nest in one of the bushes I was digging up. Yes, I'm
digging up more bushes. Somehow I managed to live in my house for a year and
a half without any wasp spray, so I resorted to using a rake, a broom and
Ortho preventive bug spray. But those items didn't really work either. I think
I just annoyed the crap out of him. He's gone now and so is his nest of evil
bugs.
05/01/03
Here's my advice to you - delegate. If you delegate all of your work, you
get to spend 3 hours in a meeting delegating the work.
04/30/03
I took the day off to take care of some issues with the new Jeep. I had big
plans for the day but everything went to hell. Didn't do much of anything
except get called by the office oh say five-hundred fifty-five thousand times.
04/29/03
The spider infestation continues. Walking into the utility room I spot what
I think is a big tuft of cat hair on the floor. At any given time there are
several tufts throughout the house, so it's not unusual. It's also not unusual
to watch the tuft float across the floor when I pass by. Anyway, back to the
bug. The lights were off so I just assumed the big blob on the floor is cat
hair. Wrong. It was a huge spider. I called the dog over hoping it would kill
the spider. Ha. So now I've got to locate something to kill this monster with
while keeping an eye on its movement. You can let something like that get
away and roam through the house without your knowledge. After acquiring a
yard shoe, I plan my attact. Thing is, this spider was so big that it couldn't
fit under the fourth of an inch crack under the door. How in the hell did
it get in if I can't even fit under this huge gap underneath the door? After
3 whacks with the shoe, the goliath spider is dead and I've got a permanent
case of the hibbie jibbies.
04/28/03
A few weeks ago I sprayed the inside and outside of the house for bugs. It
seems since then the sightings of large spiders INSIDE the house has tripled.
Somehow I've managed to disrupt the circle of life and instead of living a
peaceful life outside, they keep making their way inside. The poison eventually
does its job, but until it hits, they roam around uninhibited. The dog just
ignores them and cat sleeps through everything. If your animals can't kill
bugs why keep them?
04/27/03
I did a whole bunch of nothing today. I did try to download some music, but
dial up blows for downloading.
04/26/03
Test for green belt. Let the ass kicking begin.
04/25/03
No luck in picking up my license plate today; the dealership was to busy to
fit me in. Instead went to Mellow Mushroom and had a bacon pizza... not canadian
bacon, but real bacon.
04/24/03
Finally got to cover up some of the green walls. The BAT BOY WANTED poster
is my favorite. That double chin and bald head seem to have a calming affect
on the entire office. For approximately 15 seconds it looked like Fritter
and Muffin would be friends. Then Muffin discovered that the patch of black
fur waiting for her on the other side of the door was not a mouse, but a dog.
04/23/03
Games bowled: 3. Score: Game 1 - 145, Game 2 - 112; Game 3 - 159. Number of
team bowlers: 4; Number of opposing team members: 0. Pitchers of beer consumed:
0. Team rank within league: 13 out of 14. Should I mention that team #14 does
not really exist? We suck.
04/22/03
Green is the color of my new office...army green. And no I am not in the army.
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