What do you need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.

Well, maybe if he'd had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him.


June

06/12/03
Is today Friday the 13th? I burned myself taking a pan out of the oven. It's only a small burn, but damn does it hurt. I got a blister on each little toe of each foot. The tennis shoes that I've had for more than two years and are well worn, gave me blisters. Perhaps because I wore them without sock. Who knew that the small barrier a thin sock provides is necessary? And in karate, I just couldn't seem to do anything right. I got corrected on techniques that I know how to do, but I couldn't execute properly.

06/11/03
I went carpet shopping tonight with the sister who is not genetically bound to screw up a room. I picked out a plush charcoal gray carpet. It also seems that I wasn't supposed to rip up the old tack strips. You're supposed to leave the old ones down and then the new carpet is put on top. Just another mistake to blame on my dna.

06/10/03
Push up hell. Apparently we don't know how to fall correctly, so we spent 15 minutes practicing dropping to the ground, face first, and then jumping back up again. Somehow I'm not convince the proper way to fall is the best way. I've never been sore after doing things my way. Nor have I ever jarred my forearms into the ground for a stinging sensation that I'm supposed to "suck up."

06/08/03
Day of dog urine, carpet removal, house cleaning and no paint buying at WalMart. I got tired of waiting for someone to help me in the paint section, so I left. I grilled a steak. Gave the dog a bath. Ate some cookies.

06/07/03
I finally made it to a Sat morning karate class. I figure that the only way to get better is if I go to more classes. Don't know if I got better, but I didn't get worse. I also went shopping. Got a pair of shoes, two funky shirts and two new bras. Maybe I'll toss out some of those old, worthless bras that don't offer any support.

06/06/03
Be gone beer. Never thought I'd say that, but after only one beer tonight, I called it quits. Beer is not my friend. In fact, right now I believe beer is an annoying relative.

06/05/03
I hate meetings. Didn't get anything accomplished today because of a personnel meeting, conference call, employee meeting, and finally, an overall supervisor vs underling bitch out. On the plus side, I did so many sit ups, crunches, chair lifts and stomach exercises today in karate, I'm not thinking about my pointless day anymore.

06/04/03
My bowling dreams are shattered. I was well on my way to the most improved bowler title in my league. On my way until Beverly abruptly ended my dreams. She improved 17.5 pins and I improved 17.2. I knew I'd get screwed.

06/02/03
Work sucks. I'm having designer's block right now. I'm not even in the mood to drink beer. Am I ill?

06/01/03
I have nothing to say after two beer nights.

05/31/03
The day after the night of beer. I slept. Oh and I slept some more, until I got up and went to a party. Why is beer so good to me?

05/30/03
The night of beer. Drinking from 4:30pm til midnight is hard on the liver. Some how Mark and I got our beers mixed up and I drank a pint of Abita Amber. Yuck, nasty stuff. Dos Equis Amber all the way. I wish Dell would keep her weird friends away. We don't mix well with others.

05/29/03- Say goodbye the dress clothes. The big wig is gone, so I get to wear "rags" again. I spent more time today driving the big boss around town. He hates the WOMAN too. He changed his flight plans to leave 1 day early.

05/28/03
You may recall my quest for Most Improved Bowler in the league? Well damn that Beverly. She bowled so well last week, she also improved 1 point. However this week, I got it together and stuck it to her. Now we are both tied with 16. As I've learned in this league, my team always get screwed somehow. I expect her to take the cash prize home based on some unknown rule. I think we should split it. Hey I've worked just as hard, gimme some money. Oh and I had my best game ever - 181. In fact it is the best game ever for the entire team for either year. Bow to me bowling losers.

05/27/03
Took M'ChaCha to karate with me. She seemed put off by all the bowing and ritualistic stuff. Honestly, after about a month you don't even think about it. Then she was confused by the counting. We count in Korean. Again, in a month's time, you won't even notice your speaking in another language. You would think she'd understand that since she's French.

05/26/03
Most of the world is off today, except us. Since traffic was light, I rode my motorcycle to work. It's been about a year since I've ridden to work. Why? Last time I rode, it rained. It hadn't rained in weeks until I hop on my bike. Guess what? Same damn thing this time. Only a 20% chance of rain today. Well that turned into a 100% chance. I got soaked.

05/24-25/03
Yard work and painting...this was my weekend. I did catch the Matrix Reloaded. Worth the watch but different than the first.